We’re back at home now. Judy’s still sick. For a while, I thought she was about to get better, but she was just kidding. We were at the mall because she wanted to walk. And while we were walking, she was about to … B. So I had to go up to some couple who was chewing gum and ask them for some. The guy looked at me like I was crazy and said no. After I told them that my wife was pregnant and pulled my loot cakes out to pay them, the lady said she had gum. And they didn’t take my money, so that was good.

My parents are getting a little too crazy. After ASI, we stopped by their place to visit them for the first time since we found about about Judy’s “Condition” (Dr. Michael Orlich). My mom called family members I never even knew we had, and they all came over to see us! Half of our “vacation” was spent me repeating over and over what I work in, and Judy trying to understand spanish. They got us so many kid’s clothes that we didn’t have enough room in our bags to bring other important stuff with us.

We supposedly got lucky. They were going to throw us a baby shower even though we’re still in our first trimester. I think my family just comes up with any excuse to party!

I should call Justin now. He said he needed help moving in to Ann Arbor. He’s pastoring in Detroit and working with CAMPUS.