No one would believe how much weight I’ve gained.  I’m beginning to scare myself!  At first I thought it was the scale at the hospital…but that’s no longer an excuse…DOH!  It doesn’t help that Israel has been losing weight like crazy.  You know how husbands are supposedly supposed to gain weight with the pregnant wife?  Well, Israel got so sick from the motherland because he ate unclean food.  Well, so did Pastor Justin Kim.  They both ate unclean bottom-dwellers of the sea!  They have been defiled!!  I should add that it wasn’t on purpose of course.  Israel ended up with some stupendous stomach flu and he was vomitting non-stop.  As a result, he lost a bunch of weight which closes the gap between his weight and my weight and it is getting embarrassingly close!  What am I to do?!  What a stab at my pride.  So yeah, the purpose of this entry is so that you don’t ask me how much weight I’ve gained.    If, after the baby arrives, I jump back down to my pre-pregnancy weight, I may feel more secure with myself to let you in that info…

Okay, well, I need to take the kids out to recess now.  Hope everyone has a great weekend.  I’m really excited about the DKAY baby shower that will be tomorrow.  Hope there’s a lot of food!!  — NOT that I’m going to eat a lot of food…because I’m watching my carb intake…